My lifestyle has changed drastically from one of extremely well fed slave to one of extremely well fed queen. I’m now in the holiday portion of the programme and unsurprisingly it is very pleasant.
I met up with Josh in Bogota and we spent a couple of days exploring. Saw some great Botero paintings at a gallery, who is Josh’s favourite artist. He has one of Botero’s fat, gormless faces staring out at him from his phone background every day so it was nice to see them in the flesh. (Or in the canvas I suppose).
I got a haircut which went horribly wrong. I asked for a few centimeters off and I have ended up with very little hair left. He went mad with the scissors! Half way through I had a mullet so I asked him to get rid of the hair at the back to avoid that look but now I just look like a cute little curly haired boy. This is putting my aspirations to be post-appearance to the test. But very convenient re lack of maintenance at least.
Josh and I make a concerted effort to avoid making friends in the hostels we stay in because we far prefer each other’s company to asking randomers how long they’ve been travelling for. When we got to the coffee region, however, our enforced isolation was broken and we joined forces with a nice Canadian girl, Mia, and and Argentinian guy, Manque, who we met on a tour of the coffee farms.
At the beginning of the coffee tour you drink about 4 cups of different coffee so the whole thing is spent in a kind of high daze. We also drank tea made from coffee bean shells which was delicious. When we were at the coffee bean farm we went into the fields to “help harvest” and then saw all the various machines and people which sort the beans and shell them and dry them and decrust them and roast them and grind them. It is quite a laborious process. The farm also had a gargantuan pig and a litter of phallic piglets. I was particularly interested to learn that they ferment the pig poo to make methane gas which is how they power the oven in the kitchen. Excellent permaculture.
Manque didn’t speak English so we were in Spanish the whole time which was great for language progress but he seemed to overestimate our abilities and spoke incredibly quickly and for long periods of time at a stretch which meant I understood only about 40% of the content. But I guess it’s better than the usual English/American thing of shouting slowly at foreigners as if they’re both stupid and deaf.
The four of us went on a jungle adventure and clambered over rocks and up cliffs to reach a beautiful waterfall and stood under its massaging power and felt at one with the world. Then we shared four different slices of cake in the village square. A passionfruit cheesecake was a highlight.
Eventually Josh and I tore ourselves away from the beautiful countryside to make our way to Medellin. The way people talk about Medellin you’d think it was Oz. Everybody is unequivocally obsessed with it. “Best city, best people, so beautiful, so fun” etc etc. And yeah, it was very nice and had a good array of restaurants and there is a remarkable amount of greenery in the city (in the rich tourist area anyway) and you can reach a beautiful jungle-like wilderness by taking a couple of cable cars up a hill, but at the end of the day, it’s still a city and it seems to me that often what people like about good cities is their proximity to nature, so you may as well just be in actual nature. Food’s cheaper when it comes directly from the tree as well.
But this is just me – Josh loved Medellin and could have stayed longer. I spent a day going to the fruit and vegetable market, the botanic garden, and the cable car jungle park, and he went to various restaurants and coffee shops and read and wrote. Our various passions expressed themselves quite clearly. Josh also loved the owner of the hostel and spent hours talking to her about life and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and politics. We bonded with her when we accidentally checked into a party hostel full of 20 year old British boys and had to abort immediately. She moved us to a separate house and fed us chamomile tea in hammocks to help us get over the trauma of encountering our compatriots.
At one point we were sheltering from the sun in a random government building and got chatting to a middle aged Colombian woman who ended up inviting us to her house for lunch. She was extremely nice and fed us soup and avocado from her garden and fresh juice and we chatted away very merrily but since then she’s been bombarding my whatsapp with YouTube videos and memes of Jesus and other various blessings.
We left the city to go to a little town called Guatape which was most congenial. We rented scooters and explored around a big lake and up little tracks until we found a delightful ecohostel who welcomed us in for the night. They offered morning yoga and a big breakfast and had two hammocks next to each other for our post brekker reading and general discussions. Then we sallied forth on our vehicles and took part in a very calming church service at the local monastery. We were just trying to meditate for ten minutes in the chapel but we timed it wrong and half way through all the monks came in and started singing, which ended up actually being conducive to our peace.
We had a spectacular lunch at a cafe in town run by an ex-pat from Bristol who’d left her office job in England after the 2008 crisis and traveled the world until setting up there making homemade food “hecho con amor” (made with love). We had to have three desserts, after our baba ganoush, soup, bread, quiche, salad and empanadas because it was all so bloody good.
Now day is breaking after a night bus to Cartagena, from where we will start the coastal part of the holiday, joined by another friend of mine from uni, Iain.